When to say when

I was 16 the first time I had sex. It wasn’t enjoyable, it wasn’t affectionate, I didn’t know what I was doing. I don’t even remember being aroused. I do remember that my boyfriend at the time had switched high schools and I was desperate to keep him around and interested in me, of course the only way I thought that this was possible was through sex. It was the one thing that I hadn’t given to anyone and at that time in my life so why not give it to him, right?

I want to keep this short and simple because it wasn’t a particularly special occasion nor do I like to dwell on it. We fucked in the back of his tiny red car. It hurt pretty badly because this was my first time, but we also hadn’t fooled around much before he just shoved it in there so I wasn’t really lubricated very well. Nerves and inexperience were also pretty high on the list of reasons I didn’t enjoy it. He wasn’t gentle or sensitive to the fact that this was my first time. After the grand finale for him we realized that the condom broke.

Sex does not make someone love you more nor does it make them want to be with you. I found this out one week later when he broke up with me, but not before telling absolutely everyone that we had sex. This wouldn’t have been a big deal had I not gone to a private catholic school where you’re either shunned by God squad or fully embraced by the sex crazed jocks who just wanted to stick their dicks in some kind of hole so why not yours, I mean since I fucked one person I’d fuck them all…or not. I’ve only ever had two bad sex experiences and that was one of them.

Now that’s all out on to the questions…

“i m deploying to afghanistan real soon and i dont have a gf because im to good of friends with everyone... so how do i lose my virginity before i deploy?”

Well, you can always post an add on Craigslist and see who responds. That’s a nice anonymous way to go about it I think plus you never know who you might meet. Aside from that I don’t really know enough about you to begin with. I almost feel like I’m answering your question with more questions, like why did you keep it for so long, or are you trying to have a meaningful first time…see what I mean. Virginity is a tricky subject since it means so much to some and nothing to others.

The Mis-adventures of Craigslist

All good stories start with “So I posted an add on craigslist…” At least that’s where this one starts. It’s not what you think though, I didn’t post an add for free puppies, or casual sex (what else could you want off there?) Instead I posted an add for this blog under the erotic services section. I told people that if they had any questions or curiosities about sex they could message me. That being said, my inbox flooded with people asking if I wanted to fuck them or join their blessed marital unions for a session. I’m not judging the people on there looking for a casual thing with someone they don’t know. As long as safe consensual sex is practiced I couldn’t care how someone gets off. For the record I’m not looking for lovers, just excuses to talk about what I love most. SEX!! Moving on to the questions the first one reads as follows:

“i have a question about sox you know how girls have three holes to fuck them through which one is the only that can get them pregnant and which one makes them moan more or scream (sic)”

I assumed that “sox” is sex when I answer this. Technically speaking we have one hole specifically designed for your cock to fit in perfectly, that would be our vagina. Any other hole on our body that could accommodate a cock is up to each individual girl to decide if she wants it there. Never just assume because she has more than one hole you can fuck it. I don’t think anyone needs to look beyond their fourth or fifth grade health class to know that vagina+ cock+ sperm- condom = baby. You aren’t going to get a girl pregnant by fucking her mouth or her ass. Hope that helps!!

On a side note, I don't know whats happening with these fruits but I feel that it's entirely appropriate...and I kinda want to join.

Ok

masterbate

Poppin' the bum Cherry

I love listening to stories about when people loose their virginity. I love knowing how old they were, where it happened was it successful and all the other gory details. Unfortunately I don't really like telling people about mine. As it turns out loosing my virginity was pretty lack luster and completely not worth telling right now.

I want to regal you with the story of loosing my anal virginity.

To be completely honest I was terrified of anal sex. I had never had so much as finger in my pooter let alone an entire cock. My boyfriend at the time always danced around the topic because he had done it before and enjoyed it. I always told him that my anal virginity was all I had and was saving it for marriage. The truth was that while I was skeptical and a little scared, I toyed with the idea of having him fuck my ass, how bad could it be right? He could pound away at my bum while I played with my pussy that way I would get some satisfaction out of it. Little did I know that I was in for some sweet satisfaction as well.

I don't remember if alcohol was involved in the process or not. I DO remember the copious amounts of foreplay before hand. **Tip**when attempting anal sex I've always found it to be most pleasurable when I was played with tons before hand (there was almost no need for lube once the deed was to be done.) Anyway back to the foreplay F always knew how to tease me. We took it slow; he sat me down on the couch and started feeling me up high school style. There's something very naughty about having someone rub my throbbing pussy over my jeans, it just makes the need to having something in or around it so much more urgent.

Fast-forward to being naked (I'm going to need to rub one out soon)

He had me slouched down on the end of the couch with my hips slightly raised over the edge, he was on his knees with his face buried in my pussy. He would alternate flicking his tongue fast and slow over my clit and every once in a while slip his tongue inside me for a good taste, I get wet just remembering his face loving what it was licking. By that point in time I was dripping wet…no joke I'm a sexual freak of nature when it comes to creating my own lubricant. He rubbed his big had cock against my pussy to get it really wet then slowly slid it inside my ass. I’m not going to lie, it was not comfortable at first even though we had prepped the area with anal eze and warming lube. After a few practice pokes we realized that if he took it slow and I relaxed he could ease his way in. Once he was all the way in he thrust slowly, when he got caught up in it he’d move faster. I enjoyed watching his face as he watched his cock slide in and out of my tight ass and the longer it went on and I rubbed my pussy the easier it was for me to relax and enjoy it, before I knew it I was burning and ready to cum SURPRISE! Who knew…of course by then my bottom was getting a little sore so F had to stop before we had other problems, instead he had me lean forward and jerked off on my face….

I’m going to have to stop there for now because I’ve soaked myself and need to relive this experience out with myself if you know what I mean

Ask and you shall recieve!!

I wish you could go to college and major in sex!! That being said I'm sure you can figure out what I consider myself to be good at. In fact I'm so good at it that I can in fact coach others and give advice on the subject matter. Just in case you think I'm bluffing and I don't actually want to hear whatever kinks you have here's a list of questions with my own personal answers:
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
BOTH!!! There's nothing I love more than slipping my hands down a mans boxers right before he slips off to sleep and stroking him hard again, of course I also love waking up to morning wood poking my bum as well.


2. Best Sex Music -I'm going to have to go with none. I look forward to hearing a man breath heavy and say dirty things to me during sex. Moistens my panties thinking about it

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos- I like to play a game called guess the body part with my camera phone. Does that count?

4. Vibrator or Dildo- Both of those pale in comparison to the warm human touch, but since I have to choose I'm going to go with and anal vibrator and fingers on my clit.

5. Bedroom Sex-Lights Off or Lights On? I'm a fan of lamp lighting because it's soft and flattering. I also want to see what a man looks like when he cums

6. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt- I use pussy when I'm feeling like a good girl, and cunt when I'm feeling extra naughty.

7. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex- Doesn't matter as long as it stings.

8. Word Preference Cock or dick- Cock please!

9. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson- Not a fan of either

10. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape- Bring it on

11. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex- I love anal sex...mmmm

12. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs-Which celebs are we talking about?

13. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl- I have to be the center of attention so give me two boys and I'll handle the rest.

14. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil? Tingling oil

15. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? When I'm blowing a guy I like to swallow then lick it clean. I'm also a huge fan of guys jerking off on top of me, I love both

16. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger- I'll take sex with a stranger (condoms please), I wouldn't mind if someone caught me in the throws of passion either though.